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i just saw a commercial for the DONUT EXPRESS. did you know donuts are FRIEEEEED? yes they are. but you can make healthier donuts.

yes you can

yes. you. can.

and you wanna know how? yes. that's right. the DONUT EXPRESS.

let me tell you. i've tried lots of diets. but it NEVER occurred to me that to get that hot bod i should incorporate DONUTS.

i'm so out of the loop.