smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Monday, December 15, 2003

uh oh

omg it's been sooooooooooo long since i blogged. well hopefully i'll have some blogging time this week. won't that be fun. so i'm out here at the marine lab and my prof is going to be spending some time with me nailing down my proposal.

it was funny he's so quiet and kinda oldish and his wife is a spitfire and well, talks like a sailor. he asked how i was and i said i was fine until i lost radio reception and the only thing on was NPR (which i like) but they kept talking about saddam. well, some of it was interesting because they bring up a lot of really interesting points about how this should be handled and how they're afraid it's going to be handled. heh

fucking bush

there i've officially been put on an FBI list. hee

ok anyway, everything was fine UNTIL i heard bush talk. and he is absolutely unfuckingbelievably stupid. i swear he sounded like porky the pig... bedep bedep bedep....deh that's all folks

idiot

I WANT IT ON RECORD I DID NOT bedepbedepbedep eh VOTE FOR HIM!!!!

*heavy sigh*

really i'm fine. i promise...

and it cracks me up that rumsfeld is all bent out of shape because saddam is being "non-cooperative and sarcastic."

SWAHHH! sarcastic! lmfao. that's classic. i can't believe he hasn't sprawled out his maps and just pointed everything out. i'm surprised he didn't walk out of that hole and say, i've been waiting for you guys. what took you so lomg. omg *tears* sarcastic. jeeeeezus what did they expect. oh hi guys! want some tea? no? don't touch me! wtf?

of course not in english though...

and their all oh well we're not sure if it should be an international trial, um, cuz, um well because we're afraid that saddam's going to say "oh yeah december 20 1983 yeah i remember rumsfeld delivering those chemical weapons and telling me i could use them on iran. what? is that a problem?"

hee

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