smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Tuesday, October 21, 2003

i miss my monkey too

hey baby

right now i'm on a small island in the caribbean. and today i heard two blokes speaking with an english accent. and when they didn't understand me they said "hey?" and i thought omg BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

i wish you were here

i'm having a really nice time. and i haven't had a vacation for most of my life. but i'm having a nice time.

AND

i'm glad that there is someone out there in the world that misses me. noone ever does. i could disappear for months at a time and noone would take notice. but you care. you notice.

I LOVE YOU

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