a couple of weeks ago she got me to sign up at the club she works at. now before you roll your eyes, it's not a GYM...OR CLUB...i'm just calling it club because it's part of my vernacular. anyway, she started at this place because basicly she was having problems and her doctor said "YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING."
well, she bitched about it first and then did something. she joined this gym but she was embarassed and didn't want anyone to know. but when she started losing weight she started telling people. now she wasn't a huge cow or anything but she was overweight, she had high blood pressure her cholesterol was sky high and her doctor put her at risk for heart attack.
so then after 20 years on the job at the school district she gets laid off because of all the budget cuts. well, her gym lady offers her a job and says she can work out for free. so my aunt takes the job and starts working out for free. then the place offers a no enrollment fee offer and she tells us.
well, she pulled me aside and said listen with your family history YOU'RE GOING TO DIE if you don't do something. and then she says there's a free workout if you want and then you can sign up for no enrollment fee just $30/month.
so i went, my sister and gran and i, and we worked out. and it was great. i liked it alot. it wasn't the crowded gym with people either over pumped or people standing around posing over weights. the rec hall at school is free but you have to wait so long for a machine and the other bitches there are so skinny and you can see the looks when you get on a machine. i want to snap them in half like the twigs they are.
i'm just glad i'm not bitter.
but i loved the workout. you stretch and the room is set up so that there are jogging pads on the perimeter and then there were machines in the "inner circle" and you run in place on the runing pads and then every 45 seconds you're prompted to "change places" and you maintain a good heart rate the entire time you do each machine twice you run on the spot to
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well, she bitched about it first and then did something. she joined this gym but she was embarassed and didn't want anyone to know. but when she started losing weight she started telling people. now she wasn't a huge cow or anything but she was overweight, she had high blood pressure her cholesterol was sky high and her doctor put her at risk for heart attack.
so then after 20 years on the job at the school district she gets laid off because of all the budget cuts. well, her gym lady offers her a job and says she can work out for free. so my aunt takes the job and starts working out for free. then the place offers a no enrollment fee offer and she tells us.
well, she pulled me aside and said listen with your family history YOU'RE GOING TO DIE if you don't do something. and then she says there's a free workout if you want and then you can sign up for no enrollment fee just $30/month.
so i went, my sister and gran and i, and we worked out. and it was great. i liked it alot. it wasn't the crowded gym with people either over pumped or people standing around posing over weights. the rec hall at school is free but you have to wait so long for a machine and the other bitches there are so skinny and you can see the looks when you get on a machine. i want to snap them in half like the twigs they are.
i'm just glad i'm not bitter.
but i loved the workout. you stretch and the room is set up so that there are jogging pads on the perimeter and then there were machines in the "inner circle" and you run in place on the runing pads and then every 45 seconds you're prompted to "change places" and you maintain a good heart rate the entire time you do each machine twice you run on the spot to
uh oh
computer battery dying...have to post
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