smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

new watch

normally i'm not the kind of girl that partakes in retail therapy but i had been feeling down the last couple of weeks and when i went in to target to buy sweats (functional for working out in freezing cold dark mornings) and walked out with a mini-leatherman, the L-word second season on DVD and the piece de resistance a kickass watch.

it was weird because i NEVER spend money on myself and it took me awhile to take it in and think about why and i realized that for a long time i had been spending any of my extra spending (not that there's ever a lot) on someone else. and now that that won't be happening anymore i didn't feel so guilty about buying these cool things for myself.

and since i was bragging about how hot the watch looks on me i've been instructed i have to put up or shut up so
here it is in front of some bad hotel art. i took this pic before i bought some gorgeous silver rings and chain just this weekend in monterey so they're not in there but they're hot too.

NOW i must stop spending money. outa control freak i am

8 Comments:

  • At 5:19 PM, Anonymous rookie said…

    Holy FUCK....is that a calve your wearing it on.....oh wait nope my bad......nice forearm dude...whoa...


    BWHWHAHAAHAHAAA


    what?

     
  • At 5:22 PM, Blogger aqua said…

    it's spelled CALF (SINGULAR) dumbass. and no it's not a calf. beeeetch

    but really what i want the girlies to notice is the FIST

    heh

     
  • At 5:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    yeah I realize....thought it WAS two........DUMBASS.......heh....

    fist......what e v a h....

     
  • At 5:48 PM, Blogger aqua said…

    so i take it then you don't want to see the calves? *smirk*

     
  • At 7:01 PM, Anonymous rookie said…

    I see no reason to be all drastic and stuff......I could take a look....got a free minute...heh......

     
  • At 9:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    you suck blubber

     
  • At 9:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    how fat can you get without exploding, are you not worried you are going to swallao a whale???!

     
  • At 1:50 PM, Blogger aqua said…

    i'm exploding right now and it smells awesome. thanks for asking. and use a spellcheck once in awhile...

     

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