smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Monday, November 14, 2005

just saw this on yahoo news

and YES I HAVE BEEN WORKING!!!!

GAH!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20051114/ap_on_re_as/japan_quake

not to totally diminish the scariness and horror of being in a tsunami, but, um, 12" waves!!!?? i'm shaking in my fake-y payless doc martens!!!

"A 12-inch tsunami wave hit the city of Ofunato, and two 4- to 8-inch waves generated by the quake struck two other towns in the area, the agency said. Tsunami waves — those generated by earthquakes — are often barely noticeable in the ocean but can rise to great heights once they arrive at shore. There were no immediate reports of damage."

2 Comments:

  • At 4:49 PM, Blogger Joey Polanski said…

    A big butt in a bafftubs more newswerthy!

     
  • At 4:42 PM, Blogger aqua said…

    well, i certainly know that if my fat ass ever got in the tub it would make the world news!

     

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