girl of my dreams

so i'm driving home from work on sunday afternoon and i'm behind this ford focus (and a bunch of other cars - it's a windy country road). we all come to a stop sign and for the first time i can read her license plate frame which says:
"IF YOU'RE RIDING MY ASS
YOU BETTER BE PULLING MY HAIR"

so i pulled her over, fucked her and then married her










well, actually i called my friend bugg and said i was going to do that...cuz i'm a giant chickenshit.