smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Thursday, October 06, 2005

D.E.B.S.

not the greatest movie in the world, but well worth the eye candy



and the best eye candy isn't even on the cover



purrrrrrrrrrrrrr

and yes i cried when she came on screen.

see, crying at everything...

anyway, that's jordana brewster, and like hugh hefner, i've decided i just can't have one girlfriend so i'm adding her to my harem. raven-haired darkskin beauties, eat'em up YUM!

and not to toootally pan the movie but when it first started i thought the dialog SUCKED ASS. then i realized they were going for camp and it took them awhile to get that rhythm. and i loved the premise that they were supposed to be surveilling jordana's character as she meets a russian assassin thinking they were planning world domination when in fact it was a blind date.

i loved that because it was just there, not a lot of fanfare. just simply on a blind date with another woman and the issue was over the awkwardness of blind dates and not the lesbianism. that was cool.

and there were kisses. between girls. not overly sexy but, well, i'm easy. it was material...if you knowwhati'msayin....

1 Comments:

  • At 12:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    it IS the best movie in the world.

     

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