smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Saturday, August 27, 2005

monkey and i have a very, very healthy relationship

she even writes me love poems. here's one she left for me at a forum we belong to:

akeeeeeee! i sing a song for you:

oh, akee! oh, akee!
in the water, she happy.
playing with the fishies
yelling she is PESSSIIIEEEE.
oh, akee! oh, akee!
GIVE ME A CALL, BITCH!

thankyou.

________


*sigh*

1 Comments:

  • At 1:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i was FAKING it!

     

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