smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

backfat revisited...

i know i have railed in the past about backfat and i'm not sure if i've done it here on this blog or on one of the forums i belong to. i googled my own site and it doesn't come up so i'm thinking it's the forum.

it goes a little somethin' like this.

as a grad student your schedules are different than undergrads, mostly meaning you are on campus working in the lab when not in the field during normal school breaks. so there are days where campus is just quiet and pretty and it's nice. and without looking at the calendar i can tell when school has started up in the fall because of the invasion of BACK FAT!!!!

BACK FAT is the sad result of an otherwise attractive girl in denial over her real body shape and shoves it in the latest fashion that consists of pants so short they threaten to pop out top stray pussy hairs. these pants are exacerbated by the short short tops. now on skinny girls with no tits and curves this may work out for them. for normal girls (or sadly the portly girls) this phenomenon causes whatever flesh they have on their ass and hips (and belly) to be SQUEEEEZED out of the top of the pants and for all the world to see.

i hate it. and i've railed against it for years.

so imagine my delight the other day when in my yahoo news box they talk about the muffin top. and i thought wtf is that and i went to this page:


and saw this

although, i feel vindicated that i'm not the only one who feels this way, i just wish i could find where i posted it so i can prove I TALKED ABOUT IT FIRST!
hee

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