smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Monday, July 04, 2005

today i splurged part II

i'm lmfao because when said special person received/knew of my effort her only response was (happily, don't get me wrong...), "oh, i read your blog and i thought you got me ho-hos."

i guess that's the lesbian equivalent to "you had me at hello"

heh

posted by aqua @ 1:08 PM  

1 Comments:

  • At 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    correction: you had me at elmo. hh.

    AND WHY AREN'T YOU USING YOUR FIRST SPLURGE PRESSIE??!

     

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