going out on a limb

when i returned from mexico i was in a state of no t.v. bliss. i had gone through three months of depravation and i thought, you know, i don't need this shit. and it was TOOOOOTALLY true...in MEXICO.

apparently, while staying at my friend's house in la jolla as my "halfway house" from mexico research back to the "real world" i fell right back into my junkie t.v. addiction.

i'm a whore

what can i say?

ok, i can say this:

W
T
F?

i turned on the t.v. and as much as i thought reality t.v. had taken over before i realized i had no clue. i couldn't believe the GLUT of shows. but i waded my through the madness and gained full control over the remote the short amount of time i was a guest in my friend's home.

i'm not only a whore, i don't share well either....

ANYwayyyy....

one of the new shows (to me, screw you if you're already an expert on this show, get your own gawdamn blog and buy your girlfriend that creme so her pussy doesn't smell...)

*ahem*

BLOW OUT on BRAVO. have you SEEN IT???

omg, i was laughing my ass off. and one of the promos i saw was CARSON (who i LOVE!) saying something about BRAVO finding a STRAIGHT male hairdresser, and i thought NFW!

and then i saw jonathan, and i thought, AGAIN! NO.FUCKING.WAY! he's so gay, i mean COME ON! he's channeling MORRISSEY!! for fuck's sake i mean LOOK!!!




AND THEN, i watched the show. and

not only is he GAY!!!!!! (NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! I MEAN I'M GAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!)

but i realized he is also

UNFROZEN
CAVEMAN
LAWYER!!!!



and don't get me wrong, i don't think unfrozen caveman lawyer is gay (NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT! I MEAN I'M GAY FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!) i'm just saying that if you've seen jonathan's show AND you've seen UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER you CAN NOT help yourself to the comparison.

i've only seen the show maybe 4 times, and at the end of every show this guy says (and i CAN'T quote but i can definitely give you the jist by all means) in his baritone, lispy voice "at the end of the day, i'm just a hairdresser. i may not know much (and he may be wiping tears away at this point as well...) but i do know GREAT. HAIR. (either tears or triumphant sexy look)"

and then the show ends.

and i SWEAR I FELL OUT LAUGHING. i thought it was a parody! I THOUGHT they swiped UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER and took that concept to BRAVO for a MORRISSY-esque UNFROZEN STRAIGHT HAIRDRESSER!

and until i found out it was ALL REALITY SHOW! i thought it was
FUCKING
BRILLIANT