smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

i have one thing to say

i may not have the best body in the world but right now with all this diving i'm doing here in mexico i'm rocking the tan and my fucking calves are RIPPED!

i'm actually turning myself on a bit which means i gotta GO! heh

7 Comments:

  • At 6:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    ***SNORT****

     
  • At 6:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    focker!!!!!!!!!!! entertain me.....

     
  • At 7:41 PM, Blogger Sera Strawbridge said…

    I'm just a passerby .. but I had to say, your tagline above is hysterical.

     
  • At 8:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    oi! can someone please send me the url of akee's marine blog. i haven't got it with me in melbourne and i would like to see hwat she is up to when i have a chance to log on.

    thanks, monkey.

    akeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

     
  • At 2:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    YOU SUCK.....write more often...

     
  • At 5:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    K, If I click this 'so-called favorite' ONE MORE TIME AND SEE FUCKING MAY 11 JUST ONE MORE TIME DAMMIT.......I'm gonna drive all the way to mexico to kick your ass......you have obligations here chicky.....get funny and do it now........focker......

     
  • At 9:49 AM, Blogger aqua said…

    WOW!

    lookee all the cool comments for me. i should go to mexico more often!

     

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