smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Friday, April 01, 2005

where's a cop when you need one?

$185 dollars later i've replaced my headlight.

wtF???

since counter boy at kragen didn't have the item i needed i went to the dealership thinking, damn this is going to be like $50 or something.

i go to parts and ask for what i need. he says, yes we have one in stock it'll be here tomorrow morning from the warehouse if you want it.

"how much?"

"just the lens and the houseing.....um, let's see $154 plus tax."

*jaw hits floor*

but what the hell can i do i HAVE to replace it cuz i need the ticket signed off. so i order it. and of course because i can't get it until tomorrow, that throws my tomorrow plans (which i have tons of) off.

so now that's it's fixed i have seen about 50 cops driving around and i want to honk and wave them down. but then i'm afraid to thinking "oh, wait i can't. i'm drunk."

1 Comments:

  • At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    seems like a lot of money for a fucking headlight.....go kick their ass........and while your at it....get blogging more often....let the fish save themselves.....I must be entertained........

     

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