smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Sunday, March 20, 2005

oh please let me die

i don't even know where to start with this whole terry schiavo thing.

first of all, i want it out there: un.plug.me. if i'm in a permanent vegetative state, please rest assured, i do not want to be that way. SECOND, if you want to unplug me from a heart machine, or a lung machine then just unplug it. BUT if you're going to unplug my fucking feeding tube then for fuck's sake O.D. me on morphine, whatever. i can't believe the only option for this woman is to be starved to death. i can't believe that people who have such a high regard for "life" don't have the compassion and self-awareness to realize that a quick painless death on morphine is a much preferred choice over staying in a vegetative state or starving to death.

and speaking of the meddling fucking "pro-life" people and all the people in congress who are now debating this issue: WHAT! THE! FUCK! you want to debate how precious life is over a woman who, i'm sorry, for all intents and purposes is not alive. she is not living nor enjoying life and for her parents: let it go! millions of parents lose children every day, and it is PAINFUL! it is awful all the different circumstances that ANYONE can lose a loved one. but that is also a part of life. life is full of pain and it basicly sucks. and the more you interact with other bipedal hominids, the MORE it sucks. but it kills me that an arm of our government is sooooo gawdamn concerned over this woman and the concept of "life" that they are completely overlooking all the FUCKING LIFE being lost in IRAQ! ours and theirs! gawdamn hypocrites!

gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

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