smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Wednesday, March 30, 2005

now hiring...well, anybody really...

in order to comply with the freaking fix-it ticket i got the other night, i went to kragen to get a replacement headlight for my car. i walk to the counter and say "hi, i need a replacement headlight for a 1997 toyota tercel." the counter boy types a bunch of stuff in the computer and then walks from behind the counter to one of the aisles in the store and i start thinking, ok, this is odd, i already cruised all the aisles and didn't see any headlamps, that's why i asked counter boy. he walks to an aisle full of bulbs and points and says "here" and starts to walk away. i follow him and say "but i need the whole headlight..."

"is it glass or plastic"

"oh, i don't know, i think it's glass. it's parked right out front."

counter boy walks to the door, looks out and i point out my car. he says "it's glass."

"ok, then i need a glass one."

"we don't carry them."

"do you carry them in plastic?"

"no."

"so, then it doesn't really matter if it was glass or plastic..."

*blink*blink*

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