smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Thursday, March 17, 2005

i'm spent

i finished my finals and i turned in my extra credit report.

i'm spent.

i have drank beer.

i'm now going to consume more beer and corned beef and cabbage.

i may have even just sharted since i've been drinking so much tomatoe and apple juice the last two weeks...

posted by aqua @ 8:34 PM  

2 Comments:

  • At 12:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    i know you really didnt mean to put the "e" on the end of tomato.. i KNOW you didnt.. i also know right now you're dying to edit it but then this comment wouldnt make any sense and everyone will still know you did it.

     

  • At 4:48 PM, Blogger aqua said…

    well, if you must know, anonymASS, i was just a wee bit buzzed **coughdrunkcough** and started to type "tommytoes" like i did when i was little and then i realized that maybe noone would know what the hell i was talking about and that juice wouldn't be plural and in my buzzy **coughdrunkcough** haze i did not edit that properly.

    and now i'm the dan quayle of blogging. thankyouverymuch...

     

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