smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Thursday, March 03, 2005

i. hate. you.

all of you! i hate you!

YOU! with all your red tape and loopholes and arbitrary rule changes! i so hate you!

and YOU TOO! different agency but with all the red tape! i hate you too!

YOU! in your gigantic SUV on my ass when i'm going the speed limit and i'm safely behind ONE MILLLLLLION CARS that i cannot go through so i follow safely at a safe distance because when you see ONE MILLLLION BRAKE LIGHTS LIGHT UP ALL AT ONCE on a wet highway i would like to know i'm not going to go careening into them and stop safely only to be fucking rear-ended by your massive fucking vehicle. i hate you more!

YOU! yeah you the guy all alone in a ginormour hummer in the fucking CARPOOL LANE! i hate you the MOST!

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