hangin' with gran

so the other day i had to take gran to the doctor and because her appointment wasn't until the afternoon i lugged her around while doing my own errands. i was flipping stations on the radio trying to find something to listen to when i got to the spanish station and could hear the beginning of a shakira song. the dj kept talking over the beginning of the song

me: (yelling at radio) shutup dj! shakira's going to SING!
dj shuts up, shakira starts singing, 30 seconds pass
gran: what's wrong with her voice?
me: what the hell are you talking about?
gran: (starts making high pitched warbly noise with her mouth pointed towards the sky, stops, looks at me and starts cracking up)
me: (dirty look burning holes in gran's head) nobody likes you (cranks radio up)
gran: (still laughing, the bitch)

**end scene**