smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Sunday, March 20, 2005

comment bitches!

for the few readers i have that didn't get here randomly googling about their smelly vaginas, or even WORSE googling "grandma + vagina" sick bastards, i have this to say:

COMMENT!

OR

from now on i will no longer respond to emails begging me to blog. got it?

oh and none of this anonymous shit, either. chickens

4 Comments:

  • At 7:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    HEY FOCKER!!!!!!!!!!
    I didn't know that was allowed or I'd have been 'commenting' a long time ago.....pushy broad...

    anywaysssss...

    re: movie reviews: if you loved ABFAB...try and see the French and Saunders series...they are hilarious....
    I love Bill Murray more than you do
    and as for Penelope...FORGODSAKESEATSOMETHING.....
    I tired.......that is all for now....but I'LL BE BACK!!!!

     
  • At 8:15 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    we both know that you got "penelope" on special at the
    blow up doll place.

    hee.

     
  • At 8:46 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    yeah and she was a 'second'....no holes.....heh

     
  • At 8:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    BERT THIS!!!!!!

     

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