weight loss plan

i'm pretty sure that over the last 5 days i have expelled at least 20 lbs of mucus out of my body. take THAT paris hilton

the day i got sick gran bought some prunes because she can't poo. i said, i'd love to switch places with you since everytime i cough i shit my pants.

i can't stand up straight my right ear is plugged. it's cool cuz i can't hear people yelling at me about being sick and in the office.

still horny.

morrissey was right, this is an interesting drug.

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