i heart netflix
i love movies and i consider myself a major movie snob. i usually don't advertise that, lest someone who truly is a more knowledgeable and snobbish person calls me on it. must. keep. fragile. ego. in. check. although, my friends who truly know me will not under any circumstances watch a movie that has any scientific, biological, or marine basis with me because they know i will rip the shit out of it and ruin the fun for everyone. and for that i am truly proud.
i also think, besides being a "WOPaho*," i'm part black because i talk directly to the screen. well, i do refrain from tooooo much talk at the theatre but at home, man i have dressed down this tv with much vigor. it whimpers when i enter the room.
anyway, because of my school schedule and my lack of funds i can't see the movies i want at the theater so i tend to rent movies a lot. if i go long periods without seeing movies i will stop by the rental store one day and rent about 8 videos and plop myself down with a cooler of beer and make a fabulous dinner and popcorn and just watch movies from 10 am until i pass out.
i'm just not a fan of major studio pictures, although, independent movies aren't all that independent anymore. but since bound is the only lesbian movie available in podunk video rental store and i'm probably the only one that's rented it (over and over...) and since many people in this county can't read, not a lot of foreign videos available either...i don't know what took me so long but i FOUGHT netflix and their absolute saturation of webpage ads and such. i thought it HAD to be a scam. did i mention i trust noone...? but i have some pretty reliable friends and they have it and so one day i saw the free trial ad and *gulp* clicked on it and waited for my virus to download. and there WAS no virus! just a shitload of movies to pick from!
next thing i know (and it's quite a blur really), i have one hundred and seventy eight freaking movies in my queue and i have rated almost five hundred and three movies arrived in my mailbox the next day. i. was. ecstatic! i didn't realize that my movie fetish could be combined with my mail fetish and they would merge to become one huge fucking happy fetish! so then because i'm a cheapskate i gotta watch the movies i get RIGHTAWAY and then get them in the mailbox and get my next movies RIGHTAWAY cuz that shit costs about $20 a month and i'll be damned if i'm not going to get my 20 bucks worth. heh
i heart u netflix
* mixed breed italian and injun
i also think, besides being a "WOPaho*," i'm part black because i talk directly to the screen. well, i do refrain from tooooo much talk at the theatre but at home, man i have dressed down this tv with much vigor. it whimpers when i enter the room.
anyway, because of my school schedule and my lack of funds i can't see the movies i want at the theater so i tend to rent movies a lot. if i go long periods without seeing movies i will stop by the rental store one day and rent about 8 videos and plop myself down with a cooler of beer and make a fabulous dinner and popcorn and just watch movies from 10 am until i pass out.
i'm just not a fan of major studio pictures, although, independent movies aren't all that independent anymore. but since bound is the only lesbian movie available in podunk video rental store and i'm probably the only one that's rented it (over and over...) and since many people in this county can't read, not a lot of foreign videos available either...i don't know what took me so long but i FOUGHT netflix and their absolute saturation of webpage ads and such. i thought it HAD to be a scam. did i mention i trust noone...? but i have some pretty reliable friends and they have it and so one day i saw the free trial ad and *gulp* clicked on it and waited for my virus to download. and there WAS no virus! just a shitload of movies to pick from!
next thing i know (and it's quite a blur really), i have one hundred and seventy eight freaking movies in my queue and i have rated almost five hundred and three movies arrived in my mailbox the next day. i. was. ecstatic! i didn't realize that my movie fetish could be combined with my mail fetish and they would merge to become one huge fucking happy fetish! so then because i'm a cheapskate i gotta watch the movies i get RIGHTAWAY and then get them in the mailbox and get my next movies RIGHTAWAY cuz that shit costs about $20 a month and i'll be damned if i'm not going to get my 20 bucks worth. heh
i heart u netflix
* mixed breed italian and injun
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