smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

1000 VIEWS

HEE

today on Feb. 1, 2005, after almost two years, i finally reached 1000 views.

i know that 864 of those views were from monkey.

the rest of you i would like to thank you for searching for help regarding your stinky vagina and just happened to stumble on my marine biologist blog.

4 Comments:

  • At 3:26 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    With your wit, you should be getting a couple hundred hits a day. Can't you whore yourself out more the way I do?

     
  • At 4:34 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    there will be NO whoring of said AKEE! unless there
    is official approval from the monkey.

    (payments in hohos acceptable).

    thankyou.

     
  • At 8:14 AM, Blogger aqua said…

    mmmm Toddy, flattery will get you everywhere.

    but *sigh* monkey disapproves of whoring, and as you can see, she flings poo

     
  • At 3:06 PM, Blogger aqua said…

    DAMN YOU MONKEY! you scared off hot toddy!

    hmmmph!

     

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