mildly retarded genius
so yesterday my friend sends me an article that was published in the NEW ENGLAND JOURNAL OF MEDICINE about how they've found that moderate drinking can increase cognitive ability in older women.
when she came through the lab to pick up stuff from the laserprinter, we joked about it, naturally and i complained about the use of the stooopid word "moderate."
she said, "my sister found it interesting because she studies alcohol..."
"so do i!" i said. "i could get my master's in SIERRA NEVADA."
she laughed. she continued "she studies alcohol exposure and fetal alcohol syndrome."
"well, i would be a great candidate for her to study because i'm pretty sure that the sperm and the egg i came from were completely shitfaced and they kept on partying from there. i was exposed to alcohol and i have above average intelligence...."
"or" she said "you started out with an IQ of 250 in the womb and now, in reality, you are a mildly retarded genius."
i haven't stopped laughing since.
when she came through the lab to pick up stuff from the laserprinter, we joked about it, naturally and i complained about the use of the stooopid word "moderate."
she said, "my sister found it interesting because she studies alcohol..."
"so do i!" i said. "i could get my master's in SIERRA NEVADA."
she laughed. she continued "she studies alcohol exposure and fetal alcohol syndrome."
"well, i would be a great candidate for her to study because i'm pretty sure that the sperm and the egg i came from were completely shitfaced and they kept on partying from there. i was exposed to alcohol and i have above average intelligence...."
"or" she said "you started out with an IQ of 250 in the womb and now, in reality, you are a mildly retarded genius."
i haven't stopped laughing since.
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