smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Friday, January 21, 2005

i am in love

but, alas, he is a gay man.

i was reading one of my favorite blogs when i saw that he was nominated for a "best of blog" award. so after voting for him, of course, i checked out the LGBT category and started going to those sites.

some were totally meh and i was surprised they were even nominated (self-nominated...? perhaps?). that made me sad. i won't link to them because then they can link back and i don't want to be rude. but, for those who are curious as to what i didn't like, i feel in general that if you think you're cool and you like to rant i would prefer to read some ranting that is intelligent or hysterically snarky. i read this one blog and this person apparently thinks they're funny, but, um, they're not. so sad. it had such potential too. but i read the entire blog from beginning to end and the potential never panned out.

but i did find some new blogs that i love and hot toddy is my new favorite! he's so ab-fab! i've gone all the way back to the beginning of his blog. between really heart-felt and touching posts he likes to post these ridiculously narcissistic snarky posts. it's great because you can tell he's totally not that narcissitic which just makes them totally hysterical because you can just smell the sarcasm. i love it.

anyway, personal note to hot toddy: you must stop blogging now. i have work to do. please.

thank you.

3 Comments:

  • At 12:37 PM, Blogger bounce said…

    that goes double for you missy - I love reading you.

     
  • At 9:31 AM, Blogger aqua said…

    omgoodness. my first non-primate fan! thanks for leaving a comment bounce. i'm totally blushing now!

     
  • At 12:06 PM, Blogger Unknown said…

    Help. I've fallen, and I can't stop blogging. Thank you for sending me one of the funniest e-mails I've ever received. I read it to my friends over coffee break this morning.

     

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