finally

i'm so excited. i finally received a letter from my girlfriend shakira. i know she's busy and stuff and i know she loves me but just like anybody in a relationship we need reassurances and kissypoos so i was just ecstatic when she finally wrote me.

here it is:



what's that you say? why isn't it addressed to me? well duh if she's sending it directly to my email i know who she's writing to! gosh!

what? what's that? it does NOT sound like a form letter. at ALL!

you know what? just leave me alone. i'm not going to share my joy with you if you're just going to be a hater.