I'VE BEEN INFILTRATED!

hmmmm, after my last horoscope post, i'm a bit suspicious that my baby has infiltrated my HOMETOWN NEWSPAPER and written my horoscope for today. which reads:

TAURUS - Today is a 7 - Staying out late partying could get you into trouble, and besides, you'd be going through lots of dough. Take safety precautions.

WTF?

noone, and i mean NOONE but her could have written that! lmao