i love my monkey

hee

i had to say that first cuz i'm gonna tease her here. (oh, and it's true)

so, like many people i jumped on the blogging bandwagon. at first with trepidation but then i thought how cool would it be to just have a place where i can write random things that i would like my monkey to know, or things to make her laugh or things i didn't necessarily want to post on the forum we belong to, etc while we are apart from each other.

and i did just that and it was good. monkey was happy.

except after awhile apparently monkey had become obsessed. i would receive yahoo messages "why haven't you blogged?" "are you going to blog today?" and i would say baby, this is supposed to be a fun thing i enjoy not an assignment.

i invited her to join my blog and for months she didn't accept the invitation but in the meantime she started about 10 blogs, all with the first post and then having forgotten her password, subsequently abandoned them.

well, she finally did accept the invitation to join my blog but AFTER she broke in and posted under my name. yes that's right she broke in like a sly little monkey and posted something. and the only thing that upset me about it was that her post was FUNNIER than mine. the little shit. so then i said hey come on just accept the invitation and post under your own name so that if people are reading they can tell. and she said OTHER PEOPLE ARE READING???.

um, no

noway

and so then i got the sitemeter to see exactly how many times she visits (alot). hee

anyway, she finally makes a post in the forum we belong to saying that people who are far from each other in a relationship should start a blog, they're free blahblahblah. then she says akee and i have a blog and it's such a great thing for communication blahblahblah.

akee and I?

i laughed my ass off when i read that. and then i had to promptly remind her it was MY blog that i invited her to join and that she has abandoned over 100 blogs! and she said (in that wonderfully cute voice with that *sigh* accent) "i'm a better blog parent now akee!"

so apparently another couple from the forum started a blog at her recommendation. i found out later that it wasn't just the post in the forum, that monkey, being the relentless yahooer she is, cajoled them into starting one.

so one day i'm yahooing with one of them and i say, so monkey tells me you guys started a blog and she *sighs* yeah. and i inquired to her sighing and she said well, right after they started she read something that her girlfriend wrote and they proceeded to have the biggest fight they've ever had.

awesome! open and honest communication caused them to RIP EACH OTHER'S THROATS OUT ON THE INTERNET. it took awhile to stop laughing.

so let this be a lesson to you. LIE! ALWAYS LIE!

(hee not me baby. for some reason you have that wonderwoman rope power and i just spill my guts to you)

SMOOCHIE!