smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Monday, February 16, 2004

i know i've said this before

but kilgore said it better about this whole gay marriage situation. nicely done little trout.

and btw...how can you not read him? his user name is KILGORE TROUT?

that's so beautiful

and i realize now, i'm going to have to take my kurt vonnegut novels out of their atmosphere controlled glass box (as if!) and let her read them so she'll understand i'm not latching onto the name because his last name is a fish... but only under MY WATCHFUL EYE WILL SHE READ THEM! and i can guarantee she WILL NOT BE EATING FALAFELS WHEN SHE READS THEM!

yes!

you heard me!

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