smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Wednesday, February 04, 2004

7 days and counting...

ok i'm losing my mind.

i showed up at a professor's door at 11 and he looked at me with a huge question mark on his fivehead "aren't we meeting at 1?" and i said i would have sworn it was 11. he shows me the email. i walk out confused and then i run into another professor who says, "are we meeting at 11 or what?" and now i'm not confused i'm freaked because i hadn't prepared for that meeting. i had prepared for my 1 o'clock meeting at 11. i was ready to answer his questions so i had to reschedule the original 11 that i forgot for tomorrow at 3. and don't ask me why cuz i won't have time to prepare for that one then either because i'm meeting with his wife (soon to be ex-wife) tomorrow for her to "assess" me and make a recommendation on whether i should postpone my orals.

so no pressure there

and then i'm meeting with another professor who i've had VERY LITTLE time to prepare for.

and then i have the 11 o'clock moved to 3 o'clock after that.

and speaking of the soon to be ex-wife. wtf? they couldn't wait til after my exam to break up? heh

ok kidding, actually, i'm bummed though they're breaking up. i don't know if it's the whole coming from several broken homes that makes me sad when people break up. well, mostly people i like and think are a good couple. maybe it's cuz i need them to be some sort of role model. like, here's an example of coupledom not going to shit. people not throwing shit or yelling or drunk or violent.

but then the other thing that sucks about it is that you never saw it coming. they're so professional (of course, this could be why...). if my girlfriend worked with me and we broke up...there'd be tears. everywhere. everyday. who am i kidding? when my best friend in high school and i had a major fight and worked together everybody knew, even the freaking customers. of course, i didn't know i was a baby dyke then. i didn't know i was practicing my drama for when i was a full-blown dyke.

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