stood up

i had major plans tonight. plans that included eating padthai. i wore my elastic pants especially for the occassion. one can never have too much elastic space when it comes to eating padthai, for it is the ultimate of food dishes. whenever a plate is put before me i drool in hedonistic delight. my eyes roll backwards, my tongue hangs out and my breathing becomes shallow. why bother with a sex life when i can order take out?

*sigh*

i was looking forward to noodles... instead i will have to succumb to a bowl of bran. it's the equivalant of renee o'connor being replaced with roseanne.

sometimes the world is not fair and you are left with empty chop sticks.