smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Friday, January 09, 2004

plagiarism sucks raw ass

i read a few blogs (to the chagrin of my future girlfriend who is aghast i would go anywhere except to post here! lol SMOOCHIE) but my favorite is tequilamockingbird

so i hadn't read in a few days and i get there and some JACKASS has straightup plagiarized her blog. and the thing is, it's not just the fact that he blatantly plagiarized, but not only did he steal her humor but he also stole text that was regarding a tragic subject: her cousin's HIV. there are two issues that i have with this (beyond the wanting to rip his head off and shit down his throat for being a scummy piece of crap): one he made it up and that makes him BIG SCUMMY CRAP or two he actually has a friend dying of AIDS and he claims to have written a tribute to her which makes him an even more GIANT PIECE OF SCUMMY CRAP!!!!

and to use julia's word (although i've heard it before, but i haven't laughed so hard as when i read her use it...) get a life you miserable ASSHAT

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