i seeeeeeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!

akeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

SURPRISE!!!!!!!!

i seeeeeeeeee youuuuuuuuuuuu!

does this mean i'm finally inside you?

monkey diary: today i miss akee. i wish she could be with me at victor harbour
to see all the fishies, wallabies and whaleypoo wannabes. a mullet tried to convince me that it was a whale, but when i asked him, "who was pinnochio?", he thought it was a brand of vibrator. he tried to persuade me that he was the real deal and to prove it he'd show me his "hump".

i slapped him in the face.
later, i had fish and chips for dinner.

i wonder what akee is doing at the moment and if she is getting withdrawl symptoms from my voice?

the correct answer would be, "yes".

i was tempted to purchase a phone card prior to leaving, but pulled away from this impulse when i finally admitted that i would have no will power and would call her at least 7 times a day. hee. akee cannot afford interruptions at the moment, for she has the "battle of the zammies" to undertake in 6 weeks. i wish i was there to help her in her preperation and budget her money...but let's face it, within two days i would be saying:

"akeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"akeeiwannaplayyyyy!!"
"akeeeeeei'mhungeeee!!"
"akeeeeeewillyoubuymesomecrabs??"
"akeeeeecanwegotothemoviesssss?"
"akeeeeeeewillyoushowmehowtocooktoast??"
"akeeeeeethestovecaughtonfireagain!"

and she would get maaaaaaaaaaaadddddddd with me.
to which i would reply:

"i'mjustalittlemonkeywhowantstospendtimewithakeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

and then she would sigh, think how cute i am and apologise for snapping.
there will be a peace and silence and then:

"akeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiwannaplay!!!"

SMOOOOOOCHIEEEEEEE!