smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Sunday, January 18, 2004

i love my monkey

sometimes that's all that needs to be said...lol

but i also know that she would not find that acceptable! she is a demanding monkey. but that's ok. she's not demanding in an abusive or maniacal way so i'm ok with that. i think at first it was just kind of disconcerting because i'm just not used to it. i've never met anyone who wants to be with me ALL the time. it's usually the other way around. i think in all my friendships and the one relationship, I was the puppy. now i'm involved with someone who is the puppy. and i'm the object of her affection.

:D

it's nice. although when i'm really busy (like NOW! lol) it gets frustrating but that's my frustration because, well, i'm not a very patient person. but i'm getting better and i think we're doing good. and even if we weren't doing good (heh) then i could just break up with her but she would demand that she could still call me. hee

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