head banging walls

i am on the job trail. it is an elusive trail, with false starts and confusing turns. when you think you have a clear road in front of you and the ground beneath you sure and solid, a stone the size of your thumb nail, will put on a crash helmet and crash its arse into your heel.

yes. it's true.
i have a bum ankle.

ineedabloodycarliscence!

i am very frustrated. there are so many job opportunities i could have gone for, but that ONE factor has denied me access. the final straw came today in the post. a job i would have been perfect for came up to me, shook its bootie and then burped in my face.

so enoughhhhhhhhh.

i went down today and demanded a learners manual.
i don't care what the doctors say. i am not going to wait anymore for something that mighthappen.

i have become a monkey.a monkey with a mission.
and that mission is to be able to go through as many drive ins as i want, eat as much crappy food as my stomach can handle and make my colon as hard as possible.

i am monkey.
hear me go akeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!