smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Sunday, January 11, 2004

diddling

at first i was worried that if perhaps someone else is reading this blog, besides the person it was set up for, that those few people might get confused after i had invited m to post here. in the back of my mind i thought, hmmm they may not read the bottom of the post to see who posted and then be confused by the posts.

well, let me tell you, that concern is no longer there after reading the first post by space. lmao. there is no way that anyone would confuse my posts for hers, and vice versa.

what you see, if you are reading this, is a magical brain at work, an inexhaustible treasure of my heart that i wish sometimes would get exhausted so i can sleep. lol. i, in my 35 years on this planet, have never encountered anyone like her. and i doubt i ever will. even if (and it's a wild if baby don't freak out!) we don't work out as a couple, i will be forever grateful she was in my life. well, for the first 5 years after the breakup i will be a bitter raging psychotic, but after that i will most definitely wrap myself in thankfulness...

SMOOCHIE BABY!

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