smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

what to do?

ack!

i'm housesitting. not that this house needs to be sat really. but mostly because i need a place to hide and work. so i'm staying in an apartment on campus.

well, i just took the dump of a liiiiiiiiiiifetime and apparently it seems that the toilet feels the same way.

i'm not sure if there's anything more horrifying and breath-taking than watching a toilet FILL and SWIRL with your ass droppings and then teeter at the edge of the bowl.

it's not right frankly. and of course, i can't find a plunger and i'd hate to stick their toilet brush in there for fear of what will stick! to it and be a semi-permanent reminder to them of my stay here...

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