ok i did the unthinkable

i shoved their toiletbrush in there. and pumped it and watched it get covered with wet toiletpaper, brown bits, and whatever stringy thing i've eaten lately while tryingtryingtrying not to hurl in the already full toilet bowl.

and just about the very millisecond i decide that i'm going to have to hurl soon a giant sucking and then draining

oh thank god

my worst nightmare ever is that whereever i am that is not my house and something like that happens i'll have to leave to go grab something or like today, go to gran's for christmas eve dinner and the actual residents will come home and find a toilet full of poo soup and a pulled apart wire hanger stuffed down it.

and really, who wants to come home to that?