smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Wednesday, December 24, 2003

christmas eve day

christmas is ridiculous

i'll try not to get all "conspiracy theory" on you but it's become nothing but an emotionally vacuous day based solely marketing and overconsumption.

and i'm having a hard time fathoming how people make ends meet during this time of year. i mean seriously i didn't buy gifts for EVERYBODY i know and i sure as hell didn't send out christmas cards and i still spent around $250.

wtf?

and that includes half making most of the presents. i bought frames for pictures i took and drawings i did. i bought a couple of toys for kids but i refused to spend more than $12 per kid. and i hate giving toys on christmas because they're just surrounded by all this glut and then you give them a stupid little toy and it's like 'oh...thanks...?' and i refuse REFUSE REFUUUUSE to buy anything weapon-like or war-like.

refuse

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