smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Monday, September 01, 2003

rough week

well folks. i'm not going to lie. this last week sucked. major disagreement/frustration with my monkey and it sucked hardcore. one minute i love this person so much the next i can't talk to her. grrrr

i know she doesn't do it on purpose. and there are one million wonderful things about her. but i can be triggered to go off by something as simple as not being understood. it makes me crazy. it sends me over the edge. and it sucked. for three whole days it sucked. i was so mad but i missed her so much. crazy crazy crazy.

so we patched things up. and i'm so happy. because she is my love, my light. i choose her because she is the only person in this entire fucked up world that sees me entirely. she knows everything. and she is gentle with my scars and my tender parts. and she is strong for my weaker parts. she makes my heart smile and do a jig whenever i see "AKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

HEE [(c) AKEE]

TRY TO STEAL MY "HEE" WILL SHE!! IDON'TTHINKSO!!

i know everyone she comes in contact with adores her but she wants me. *sigh*

ok enough mushy stuff.

i worked at the farm and i gotta tell ya. i'm SOOOO over the farm. lol. and the customers are changing. first we had people who dug the farm, mostly regular customers that LOVE their berries. now we're getting assy customers that are here because it's apple season and that means TOURISTS!!!!!!! so we're MEGA busy but make no money. for example, at the end of the day K and i guess how much money the store made when we're closing the register as a fun little game. and we're pretty good at it. and of course we like it when the store made more money than we predict. well, with these touristy peoples it felt like a $1600 day when in fact the register said only $1200. now that may not seem like much but what that means is that rather than having 30 people buying $50-60 worth of stuff each we had 120 customers buying $10 worth of stuff. i think i did the math right, but you get the point...

and then that bastard art does his double standard stuff and i have to do grunt work because K is "cute." and i don't hate her for it (she's actually not that cute but she's hella skinny and wears tiny clothes). but another situation similar to the one that got me yelled at in front of customers happened yesterday. but let me start at the beginning...well, let me post this and do some other work then i'll post the story...BE PATIENT! my single reader you! SMOOCH!

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