smells like fish

i know how you probably got here. and i'm sorry your vagina smells or your girlfriend's vagina smells...

i'm a marine biologist so i can't help you with your stinky vagina. i can tell you that if you're near a vagina that smells like fish then something is wrong with the vagina.

you're welcome to hang around, just don't sit on anything...k?

Monday, August 18, 2003

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

god i have so much work to do. and i feel real bad but i have to buy some traps. the mice are getting into my bookshelves and onto my desk where my computer is. not only is it as gross as hell but it's gaaaaaaaaawwwwwdamn unsanitary. blech

i don't even know what today's date is.

i know it's monday and it's august. that's it.

i'm so tired. i haven't been sleeping well. i know i told her she could call me later on, i never guaranteed i would be a fantastic conversationalist at that hour! lol SMOOCHie to her. she knows i love her.

i'm going to run some errands with gran. then i'm coming back to eat dinner. then i'm CLEANING up the office and then laying out traps. i've tried to find humane ones. my god what a mistake the glue traps were. i swear to god i thought they would be better because right on the box it says "for humane release pour oil on trap and push off with a pencil." well they forgot to mention that if you don't catch them the second they touch the trap they will struggle and pull and fight and get more stuck in the trap and struggle and pull and fight and eventually are ripping themselves to pieces trying to escape. it's horrible. certainly worse than just having your neck snapped. not that i can kill anything and the thought of buying these traps is killing me but there are too many and once you start fucking with my books, my precious books and my computer, well, you've crossed the line.

i've looked up humane traps on the web but you have to wait for them to be mailed....what to do...

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